Category: Let's talk
I love a good insult so do you know any? By the way this topic is based on put-downs, not directed at anybody so please don't post to say how mean it is! I'll start:
Your mother's so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed the whole of CSI.
He's so stupid he asked me to cut his pizza in 4 slices, cos he couldn't eat 6.
I'm sure I'll think of more later ...
Your mother's so fat I walked around her twice and got lost.
Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?
I love the ones referring to how dumb someone is - such as:
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
He's a few fries short of a Happy Meal
The lights are on, but no one is home
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer
I used to know more. Maybe I'll think of them later.
lol loved those
She's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
If brains were dynomite, she wouldn't have enough to blow herself up.
The second one in the last post was a new one. I hadn't heard that one before. lol
Dumber than a bag of hammers.
A few tacos short of a combo plate.
has the personality of a turnip
Saying to someone "you're a waste of reproductive juices!"
The best part of you rolled down your father's leg.
A few buttons missing on your remote control.
A few peas short of a casserole.
About as exciting as a cardboard sandwich
Can't carry a tune in a wet paper bag.
he's as sharp as a beachball.
she's always late... her ancestors arrived on the JuneFlower.
If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.
if i was 10 times smarter than you, i'd be a moron.
hmm...i'll come up with some more.
Give him another brain and he'd be a halfwit.
All foam, no beer.
You couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
I heard you had an idea once, but it died of loneliness.
I read your mind, and trust me, it was a short story...
I think, therefore I am ... not related to you.
Kandiland, yours are the best so far. LOL
Did your parents have any kids that lived?
mine didn't. i mean... lol i need a life really bad. lol
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
It's hard to believe you outswam a million other sperm.
Save your breath ... you'll need it to blow up your date.